The Wickedness of Christian Farming

Someday Pastor Steve is going to break his hand when he hits the podium. Assuming he doesn’t give himself a brain aneurysm from screaming about sin.

The “sin” under fire today is that of Christian farming. Our pastor believes that true Christians shouldn’t dwell in remote countryside areas, especially on farms. Farming activities — tending livestock, growing produce, etc. — should be carried out by the wicked and the unsaved. “In the flesh,” he says, “we’d all love to go out and live in the middle of nowhere. But I’d rather be a SPIRITUAL farmer! I’d rather work in GOD’S vineyard! I’d rather sow SEED in the HEARTS of people who are dying and going to hell!”

Ergo, true Christians live in cities. Hilarious.

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